Poll: Are Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton Secretly Dating?
The royal wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton held at Westminster Abbey. (Bauer Griffin)more pics »
Pippa Middleton (Bauer Griffin)
Prince Harry INSISTS that he’s not dating Pippa Middleton, the sister of his brother’s wife and, according to the Internet, owner of the world’s greatest ass.
But first, last week’s poll! Shortly after bearded Jackass
Ryan Dunn died in a fiery, high-speed, drunken Porsche crash, Chicago film critic Roger Ebert tweeted “Friends don’t let Jackasses drink and drive.” It caused a lot of shouting, mostly from Ryan Dunn fans, but many were also quick to point out that he was, after all, doing an upwards of 140MPH. And very wasted. According to our poll, 57% thought Ebert was merely pointing out the truth. So the moral of the story is, as always, don’t tweet pictures of yourself doing shots then drive your Porsche 140MPH into a tree.
In completely unrelated news, the rumor mill has been wetting its pants lately over the wish that Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton are having some clandestine royal love affair. Yes, they’ve been spotted together. Yes, they look adorable together. Yes, when we close our eyes and picture them riding horseback across a misty English countryside, we get light-headed. So what. That doesn’t mean they’re together. Or… does it? They may be too perfect to not be together.
So let’s settle this the old fashion way…
The Poll: Are Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton secretly dating?
